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"The Taint" kinda just throws you into the story without really explaining what's going on until much later with haphazard scene transitions that make no linear sense. All in all it was a film that I think was intended to be comedic because there were a few scenes in there that just REALLY WON ME OVER. In the beginning, though, I was so close to turning it off because you saw things like a zombie running in a red onesie pooping himself -- and you saw it glob off of his red onesie and fall onto the forest floor .... and a lot of vomit from the blonde kid with the weird voice. BUT. If you can get passed those gross as fuck five to ten minutes ... you will get to meet this character:

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OR THIS AMAZING FINAL SCENE THAT CONVINCED ME IT WAS SOME KIND OF ARTISTIC CRITIQUE:

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In the end, all you really need to know about "The Taint" is that it all started over a desire to have girls fawning all over these two cocks that belonged to the biggest bunches of ... sexually inexperienced men ever ... but something goes eerily wrong and instead of creating irresistible dicks they end up creating an insatiable appetite to kill women. And that the film has an amazing soundtrack. Proof:



The second movie we watched was called "Slime City". This was a classic 80s bad horror flick. You've got the hot chick who is all mysterious with the big hair. You've got the good boyfriend and his pretty little girlfriend. You've got a demon who awaits someone to slowly take over in order to exist in the material world. And you've got the kind as fuck but creepy old ladies who draw potential Zachariah vessels into the apartment complex. Coincidentally, Zachariah (the demon) looks like a 1000 year old crusted hot dog with rotten mustard ... disgusting ... but not at all scary. In sum, you've seen this movie before -- and you've seen better versions and funnier versions of it ... so SKIP =).

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Ria.

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